You know when you remember a friend from the past and decide to see if they’re on social media, just to be nosy? I suddenly thought of Karla, with whom I went to Brownies (I bloody hated Brownies). Karla now has short bright yellow and green hair, a septum ring and clear-framed spectacles. I knew what was coming. I knew what pronouns would be in the bio, just from her style. Yes, despite being a mother, she’s not a woman, she’s a they. She’s a non-brainery. In other words, she’s a c*nt. I won’t be reconnecting with her any time soon.
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